You are my witness!
Today I make this pledge to finally, once and for all:
despite all obstacles that may appear in my path, or attempt to dissuade me from my goal;
despite any and all misgivings others may have about the sincerity of my purpose;
despite countless interruptions from my children; or anything else that could stand in my way...
I do hereby solemnly swear that,
CATCH UP ON LAUNDRY!!!